June 2011
2 posts
Pinky Dick
The story of one man’s incredibly small penis…
Listerine: The Boy Freshener
I’ve had this giant, Costco-sized bottle of Listerine for a couple of years now. Sometimes I use it, but I often buy and use other mouthwashes because I find it too harsh. It’s really, basically there now for my boys to use. Boys who smoke. Boys who sleep over. Boys who just want to freshen up before or after sex. The last person who used it was a guy I was dating who walked right...
February 2011
6 posts
The Time I Drunkenly Fell Off A Bar Stool And...
About Lee…
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Screw You, V-Day!
I’m the first to admit that I’ve gone through guys like tissues throughout my life, stopping here and there for serious, monogamous relationships when I see fit. But despite all the men in my life, I’ve only had one “real” Valentine’s Day experience: You know, flowers, diamonds, a romantic dinner and great sex.
I’ve been with other guys on...
How It All Began...
I blame Dave Navarro, literally. Had it not been for him—in all his metrosexual Guitar God glory (and a few beers on my end)—I probably would have avoided a ginormous dating blunder: falling for the wrong guy.
I put up my first online dating profile in the summer of 2008, having just come off a self-imposed two-year sabbatical from men after breaking up with a long-term boyfriend. I figured it...
The Fight
***breakout fight text***I blame Dave Navarro - both literally and figuratively. Had it not been for him - in all his masculine-effeminate Guitar God glory (and a few beers on my end) - I may not be in this situation. The “situation” being a 30-something-year-old woman…
**write story about David and how he looks like Dave, etc. End with: Then again, maybe I should thank Dave Navarro because...
Heavy Metal Midget
Yeah, I know it’s not PC, but “little person” just doesn’t have the same ring to it. This is the story I’ll never live down among my friends, and the story that will will be the ace up my sleeve during the drinking game I Never.